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Get Lucky

There's blind luck, where something positive happens out of the blue. Many times when we see people who happen to appear happy, they seem very "lucky" to us... Or are they? I'm starting an experiment to see how far a positive attitude can take me, and see if this action begets lucky happenstances... to remove the veil, and see if lucky occurances are largely controlled by the effort one might put forth in pursuing them. I'm solely going on observations I've made, and what appears to work. So, with no compass to follow, I'm shooting in the dark, and I'm just going to incorporate the most obvious traits of kindness and human acceptance I can think of. Here goes... Here is an outline of the following steps I've put together for my project. To help me remember these principles, most of them start with the letter L. To reiterate, this is for ease in using them for reference points, (and in case you want to play along). There is no projected end-po...
Like a cactus lily, blooming in unexpected terrain, my inner self leached out like thorny vines, first embracing myself, then shielding me... my brain just said, "f*ck it, you bloom, flower! Motherf*ckin' bloom!"

What's in a Face?

What's in a face? It can be everything... and nothing. Your face can be an indicator of things. It tells the world your approximate age, sometimes your gender, and sometimes your lineage. And it can hold secrets. It can show the effects of disease, or perhaps the condition of your heart by the presence of tears (...or signs that tears had recently fallen). It can signal fertility in a woman...and likewise, virility in a man. It can be as revealing as an expression. Or, more cryptic, with pupils widened in distress or great emotion. Whatever realm a person exists in, can be immediately perceived in their face.. ...and... ... it can be faked. Like an actor learning every line, every motion, and every obstacle to master, all these signs can be hidden, while false signs are put in their place. The weilders of these skills are master assett replicators. Positive attributes: enhanced, negative attributes diminished. And what cannot be dealt with easily, can just be covered up.....

Holy Crap! I Love you!

I'm so glad you, as my reader, like my blog, and if you're new to my blog, hello, and welcome to this twisted corner of the universe! ;-) It seems I have some really dedicated viewers! (Shout out to all my readers in Russia!) Thank you guys! To ALL my readers, wherever you are, you keep me going, and wanting to keep writing! I'm gonna get a nice fresh one for ya soon! Love and Lots more of those twisted, greasy writings you love so much, coming soon! ;-)

SCHMIDT TALK TO LAUNCH ON EAST SAN DIEGO'S 107.9 FM - THE MOUNTAIN

PRESS RELEASE FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Friday, September 6, 2013 SCHMIDT TALK TO LAUNCH ON EAST SAN DIEGO'S 107.9 FM - THE MOUNTAIN Date & Place: Alpine, CA - Sunday, September 15, 2013 Air Time: 2:00AM - 2:30AM / Recurring Schmidt Talk promises to bring new flavor to East San Diego's inhabitants (or, technically, as far as the line of sight the FM transmitter will carry the signal). From there, it's up to the listeners to decide whether or not to keep these "decidedly spicy" signals coming through their radio dials, as beamed out from 107.9FM - The Mountain, Alpine California's (usually) tranquil radio station. Beginning Sunday, September 15th, there'll be a new frequency coming through your radio speakers, bringing the brand by which it's become known... and it's handle is "Schmidt". Schmidt Talk is the metaphorical "fly in the ointment" of the online radio circuit... and now, host and creator, Savvy Schmidt...

Where to Get Your BJ Rub...

..... why, it's from BJ's BBQ / Hog Wild Cafe', in Sparks, just outside of Reno, NV, of course! (And if you think this BLOG TITLE IS SAUCY, WAIT TILL YOU HEAR THE COMMERCIAL !!) ---->  JUST GO HERE   <---- ... and discover the best place to get your "BJ Rub"! ;)                                            LIKE THAT? If you think THAT commercial has sass, just imagine what I could do for YOUR business!!                CLICK HERE FOR YOUR OWN, SAUCY COMMERCIAL!                                       ...

Getting Blue 'Ball...

...the Blue "Snowball" microphone. I've heard really good things about it, so I figured I'd give it a try. I'll let you know what I think!