Like a Dog in Heat... a Freak Without Warning...
Sorry to dissapoint you, but this post is EXACTLY what the title implies! ;-) My best friend (God bless her), she loves dogs -has 2 labrador retreivers. Her female is in season (a nice way of putting it), so she put a doggie-diaper on her, but even so, the male dog still keeps 'attempting things' with her. Frustrated, she asked me, "Is there a male version of b*tch britches? You know... where the dog can also go wee-wee through it?" I said, "Well, I don't know, but I was imagining something clothy... sieve-like... and I think it should be called the "Panky Hanky". ;-) LOL
