Getting Away with Schmidt

Holy crap... I just realized I basically migrated this past season, completely skipped the oppressive heat of the midwest  summer for the completely lovely northwest weather, and came back to see the leaves change here ... And I loved this transition... a little too much. "Look! Honkers migrating up above!" "Geese?" "No. Savvy!" ;-) I'm a silly, silly girl.. ;-) #Crazy

There's blind luck, where something positive happens out of the blue. Many times when we see people who happen to appear happy, they seem very "lucky" to us... Or are they? I'm starting an experiment to see how far a positive attitude can take me, and see if this action begets lucky happenstances... to remove the veil, and see if lucky occurances are largely controlled by the effort one might put forth in pursuing them. I'm solely going on observations I've made, and what appears to work. So, with no compass to follow, I'm shooting in the dark, and I'm just going to incorporate the most obvious traits of kindness and human acceptance I can think of. Here goes... Here is an outline of the following steps I've put together for my project. To help me remember these principles, most of them start with the letter L. To reiterate, this is for ease in using them for reference points, (and in case you want to play along). There is no projected end-po

Like a cactus lily, blooming in unexpected terrain, my inner self leached out like thorny vines, first embracing myself, then shielding me... my brain just said, "f*ck it, you bloom, flower! Motherf*ckin' bloom!"

What's in a face? It can be everything... and nothing. Your face can be an indicator of things. It tells the world your approximate age, sometimes your gender, and sometimes your lineage. And it can hold secrets. It can show the effects of disease, or perhaps the condition of your heart by the presence of tears (...or signs that tears had recently fallen). It can signal fertility in a woman...and likewise, virility in a man. It can be as revealing as an expression. Or, more cryptic, with pupils widened in distress or great emotion. Whatever realm a person exists in, can be immediately perceived in their face.. ...and... ... it can be faked. Like an actor learning every line, every motion, and every obstacle to master, all these signs can be hidden, while false signs are put in their place. The weilders of these skills are master assett replicators. Positive attributes: enhanced, negative attributes diminished. And what cannot be dealt with easily, can just be covered up..

I'm so glad you, as my reader, like my blog, and if you're new to my blog, hello, and welcome to this twisted corner of the universe! ;-) It seems I have some really dedicated viewers! (Shout out to all my readers in Russia!) Thank you guys! To ALL my readers, wherever you are, you keep me going, and wanting to keep writing! I'm gonna get a nice fresh one for ya soon! Love and Lots more of those twisted, greasy writings you love so much, coming soon! ;-)

PRESS RELEASE FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Friday, September 6, 2013 SCHMIDT TALK TO LAUNCH ON EAST SAN DIEGO'S 107.9 FM - THE MOUNTAIN Date & Place: Alpine, CA - Sunday, September 15, 2013 Air Time: 2:00AM - 2:30AM / Recurring Schmidt Talk promises to bring new flavor to East San Diego's inhabitants (or, technically, as far as the line of sight the FM transmitter will carry the signal). From there, it's up to the listeners to decide whether or not to keep these "decidedly spicy" signals coming through their radio dials, as beamed out from 107.9FM - The Mountain, Alpine California's (usually) tranquil radio station. Beginning Sunday, September 15th, there'll be a new frequency coming through your radio speakers, bringing the brand by which it's become known... and it's handle is "Schmidt". Schmidt Talk is the metaphorical "fly in the ointment" of the online radio circuit... and now, host and creator, Savvy Schmidt

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...the Blue "Snowball" microphone. I've heard really good things about it, so I figured I'd give it a try. I'll let you know what I think!

I'm getting approximately one thousand new viewers on my blog PER MONTH & climbing!! (Some from countries whose names I can't pronounce.) ;-) Whoo-hoo! Thanks everyone! You inspire me to keep this going, every day! ;-) Special treats in store for you, on my 'Getting Away with Schmidt' blog's 2 year anniversary on June 11, so keep checking back! Also, check out my newly revamped SavvySchmidt.com , for links to new Schmidt Talk shows and much more! Keep reading, & I'll keep bringing you that freshly twisted stuff you love! ;-) ~ Savvy

And you thought you had it bad! Listen as my friend recounts his experience having to take cover in an Arby's walk-in freezer, after looking out the window & seeing funnel cloud begin forming the F-5 Moore, Oklahoma tornado! PUSH PLAY BELOW to hear this remarkable story! Problems Listening to Audio? CLICK HERE Music © "Prey Dance" by Ever Desireless

"Warning! Warning!" No, it wasn't the seatbelt sign illuminating. Nor was it any type of beeping alarm coming from the cockpit. It was the unmistakable smell of a freshly soiled diaper, registering in the alarm centers of my brain, as it wafted into the nostrils, of my fellow passengers, and I, at approximately 30,000 feet, just as we had recently settled into our comfortable ride aboard a regional "fun-jet" en route to Salt Lake City. Matter was descending, alright, but it wasn't the plane. The day had started out innocently enough, with the typical, "up-at-3AM" to catch the 6:AM flight routine", complete with the burning eyeballs and the shaky body of a prematurely risen person... where your body already feels so wracked from packing from the day before, that the idea of coffee would almost be an insult upon on the fragile fortress of your flesh. Nonetheless, (and it wasn't the first time I'd assaulted the body with something i

Here is my story I shared my story with local channel 5, here in Ashland/Medford Oregon, regarding Nykki and I being here, while our poor Lydia was in the path of the most recent, horrific tornado. http://www.kobi5.com/news/ local-news/item/ twist-of-fate-local-family-dodg es-deadly-tornado.html  

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As in, "long hand writing". (What did you think I meant, you dirty buggar?) ;) There's something magical that happens when the pen hits the paper, that you don't get from typing. (And I'm not the first person to say that.) In fact, it's quite well known. It can do something therapeutic, & cathartic for your mind. So, without further ado, I'm going to go write now. I'll let you know how it turns out. ;)

Sure. I know that title is a little bit crass. But as long as the world has gotten pretty bold about talking about boobies (ie: the popular "I Love Boobies" regalia that has permeated our society in support of breast cancer awareness), I figured it's ok to just go ahead and use the word 'tits'* (a word which has previously not been in my vocabulary). (*But... then again, new motherhood can do strange things to your mind.) As I write this, I am typing with one hand. The other hand I'm using to support my newborn, so I can nurse her... To read more of this story, send me an email , and I'd be happy to send you the rest! Thanks for reading! ;-) For more of my blogs, Click Here!