Goodbye Urine Stream
Ok, I couldn't resist the challenge. What started out as a comment about pissing in the wind, became someone' suggestion that Elton John to a song titled, "Pissing in the wind." So... Here's my rendition, titled: "Goodbye Urine Stream" (in the style of "Goodbye Norma Jean"). "Goodbye Urine stream... Tho' I never knew you at all you had the grace to hold yourself till I could make it in the stall. I got it on the woodwork Sounding like a whisper, into the rain Like feet on a treadmill... and you'll prolly leave a stain. And it seems to me, I might as well be, pissing in the wind. Never knowing where to go to, When the pee sets in. And I would not like to hold you, cause I'm just like a kid, My bladder will give out long before I can pop the toilet lid." Copyright 2012 Savvy Schmidt - All rights reserved. For more blogs, visit Getting Away with Schmidt... In a Blog