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We Like to Smile While We F#&% You...

So, yeah, I'm doing this workout... watching this instructor-lady lead us through these INSANE moves, all the while, with an extremely fake, plastered-on smile. (You know, the kind where, when you see someone smile like that, it automatically piques an alarm in your brain: "don't-trust-this-person". I go ahead anyway. (After all, I've made 'the investment'.) Anyway, this particular workout program is a "6 WEEK" program, (and I'm not gonna mention names, but lets just say based on the name, I'll let you use your deductive-logic to figure out which company I'm talking about.) Admittedly, due to money & time-constraints, I cannot fully commit to "all" that this workout program would like me to... (like the extra time for the extra videos). I noticed during the first video, the instructor-lady says, "If the bands are too strenuous for you, you can grab your 3 lb. weights." Huh? 3 lb. weights? *Checks original

FYI: Savvy Is Not My Real Name

Savvy is not my real name. It's meant to be a derivative of 'Savannah' (and that's my show name). My real name is already being used by SEVERAL other people in the industry, so I was forced to pick a different name. FYI: 'Schmidt' IS, however, one of my real names. So there ya go! ;)